Hey gang. As I’m sure most of you have noticed, I’ve had to cut back on the Phantom Futa commissions this past year due to the decline in porn sales across the board and increased costs of running my sites (server etc). Obviously, if I had a million dollars (is that even a lot these days?) we’d all be up to our eyeballs in free comics and pinups based on her, but alas that’s not that case.
A few of you emailed me privately and said I should check out Patreon- a crowdfunding website that’s kinda like Kickstarter but for on-going projects. As you suggested, I looked into Patreon and it seems like it’s a good fit for the site. So without further adieu, I’m pleased to announce the official Patreon page for The Phantom Futa.
Here’s how it works- You can donate any amount of money you want a month, and whenever we reach enough for a commission the money will be deducted from your account. There are rewards and whatnot just like with Kickstarter so make sure you look them over. Also, feel free to suggest anything either via email or in the comments below. I imagine this will be a work-in-progress, at least for the first couple months.
[This Is A Sticky Post - The latest updates are below]
Hello…my name is Ghengis Khan. I am a ‘rescue.’
My rescuer, Aileen McCormac, brought me to her home in the Abbey of St Adolphus after my mom, brothers and sisters got eaten by a wolf. I survived the wolf attack because I was smaller than my siblings and had fallen into a small hole moments before.
Aileen is cool…she calls me Ghengis Khan to make me feel bold and powerful! Her left boob is my favorite spot for a catnap.
Tonight I wake to find a soft glow filling our room and strange symbols surrounding my mistresses bed….
As some of you know Marcella has her teacher’s degree and decides to give some practical examples showing them on how to put on a condom and how to apply a vibrator. As shown on the schoolboard she is also educating them about the differences between the sexes.
It does seem that the books are apying themselves back.
If Marcella Highthorn was my teacher growing up I would have gotten straight fucking A’s all throughout school instead of C’s and B’s. Sometimes mediocre kids just need to proper motivation to achieve greatness, like hot futanari teachers with big dicks. After all, it doesn’t get any greater than that!
That’s one magic mushroom I would love to put in my mouth! Now I see why Mario would go through all the trouble to save Princess Peach from Bowser. I would too if it meant I got to enjoy her wonderful body at the end of all that work. Plus, you just know she’s gonna be pretty damn appreciative of the effort too. At least I hope she would be- that’s a lot of work to save one dickgirl princess.
Art by Tinnies ~ Hentai Foundry
I wonder what Dax is planning on doing with all those filled condoms. Maybe start a sticky water balloon fight? Or maybe she plans on selling them to a thirsty passerby.
I don’t know about you all, but I would be happy with either. Especially if Dax lets me manually fill the condom with her jizz. Or, even better, she can just skip the middleman and deposit her milky goodness straight into my mouth. Yea, I’ll take that option.
Sponty sure does love her fans. So much so that she lets them fuck her in both holes with massive dildos on stage. That’s dedication right there! My only question is: When’s the next show? I want to secure a seat front and center so I can be the guy holding the ass dildo. I’d also be happy just being the guy that cleans up Sponty’s spunk after the show. After all, she can’t possibly swallow that whole load, can she?
There’s nothing finer than seeing two dickgirls filling clear condoms with their milky white cum. It’s even better when said dickgirls are Elena and Chun-Li from Street Fighter (two of my favorite female characters from that fighting game series). And the icing on the cake? Those re-designed costumes Arteria drew for Elena and Chun-Li. I love the latter’s exposed butt! Now, where can I get those pants for my girlfriend? Hmmmm…
Art by Arteria ~ Hentai Foundry
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…” at least it is in Upstate New York where half the state was transformed into Hoth the other day. Seriously, five feet of snow in one day!? Check please! I’d move someplace warmer the second all that shit melted. Don’t get me wrong, I love the snow, but that is just too much. You need a Tauntaun to get around in something like that.
So, these cute little femboi reindeer by Nitrile are for all of you trapped inside, but still have internet. Stay warm, and remember: you can still do fun things to people’s butts even when there’s a mountain of snow right outside your door.
I don’t know about you all, but I think Sheeva looks infinitely hotter with a dick. Granted, I could probably say that about all the female characters in Mortal Kombat, but for some reason I think it really fits her. Probably because she’s already the perfect balance of feminine and masculine (in my opinion at least), with a couple extra arms thrown in for good measure. Because of that, Shemale Sheeva just seems like a natural progression to me.
Art by Saval Kas ~ Hentai Foundry